So, my roommate has started hating me for all the amazing beverages I keep bringing to the house. He wanted me to get wiser and stop writing all these senseless reviews that no one cares about. I was hurt, no kidding, but there's one thing that I have learnt in life, always take criticism seriously, listen to people who criticise you. So i decided to gain some wisdom. I didn't know where to begin, so I headed to the local grocery shop. No, I went there to get some grocery and not to consult a therapist. And as I was picking up the curd from his refrigerator, my eyes befell on something - 'Bud-Wiser' it read out loud (maybe that's what I wanted to read). This was it, the therepy that i needed. Maybe this beverage will indeed make me wiser. So i rushed home and showed it to my roommate with my face bursting with glory! He gave a look of sheer disgust and went back to watching the TikTok videos. So i went ahead and took a sip. Now this is supposedly a non alcoholic solution to your alcoholic desires. But boy, if this is what a beer tastes like, i am never ever going to touch that thing! It's absolutely disgusting.
But this drink did do the trick, it made me wiser. Now everytime I watch my roommate gulp down beer after beer, I know what kind of shit he is giving his tastebuds and i will be wise enough to drink something better, something actually delicious.
That's wise, ain't it? 🤔🤔
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