Meet Glinter!
Ginter comes in a fancy packaging, Glinter has graphic design written all over it. Glinter says it's best when served chilled. Glinter is exclusive, you won't probably find one in your nearest grocery store. Also, Glinter sucks!! Glinter is the reason why humanity has lost faith in any beverage non-alcoholic!!! I sense it must have been an invention of a guy high on alcohol, who wanted to kill mocktails altogether. One fine evening he was like, bro let's put litchi in a drink. But litchi is sweet and some people actually like it. Oh well, how about we throw in a few aloe-vera's too!! And you know what, we won't even blend it properly, so that people will actually end up with aloe vera remnants in their mouth. That would be so much fun!!! I had safely preserved Glinter for so long, waiting to open it on the right moment. It took me three days to get that goddamn aloe vera flavour off my tastebuds. I have thrown out all aloe vera products off my house. Hope this helps!!!
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